Insuring World Cup events and IPL players , at a price (Humour)

Sachin Tendulkar at Adelaide Oval

Almost all top guns in the IPL have been insured by their respective teams, ranging from Sachin Tendulkar (Rs. 44.97 crores) to Gautam Gambhir (Rs. 11.64 crores).

Wouldn’t it have been a great idea for the ICC to secure insurance cover against original trophies  locked down by bureaucratic Customs officials? The eventualities covered could include embarrassment caused by disclosures that ‘hugged-and-kissed’ trophy is a replica, free World Cup tickets demanded by said officials and sundry miscellaneous damages including loss-of-face.

Similarly, controversies caused by re-tosses during World Cup finals could be insured against.

Players, too, can join the bandwagon.

Mahela Jaywardene can seek assurance against making a ‘final ton’ in a losing cause.

Mahendra Singh Dhoni and Gautam Gambhir can insure against making mere 90s in a winning World Cup game.

Ireland can opt for a policy that monetises their disappointment at losing out on the 2015 World Cup despite a stellar show.

England ,however, would  have to pay a hefty premium for making or not making the knock-out rounds. Can inconsistency be valued?

Television viewers should opt in for policies that reimburse them for subjecting themselves to more and more cricket, causing eyeball fatigue and burnout.

Poonam Pandey can be the beneficiary of a policy that covers her traveling and living expenses in Paris and a free pass to the top of Eiffel Tower where she can do the Full Monty.

“Untouchables” Pakistani cricketers want a policy that compensates them for not being able to play in the IPL.

Franchisees, in turn, wish to be compensated for losses incurred if they sign on Pakistani players and they are not allowed to participate.

Quote of the day:
The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand. – Frank Herbert

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I have been an IT professional with over 12 years professional experience. I'm an B.Sc. in Statistics, M.Sc in Computer Science (University of Mumbai) and an MBA from the Cyprus International Institute of Management. I'm also a finance student and have completed levels I and II of the CFA course. Blogging is a part-time vocation until I land a full-time position.

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