Dec 6 December 6, 2012
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"My back’s about as stable as the Egyptian government.”
Australian fast bowler,Brett Geeves,
announces his retirement from first-class cricket. He joins the growing legion of pacers who feel that their bodies cannot cope with the non-stop nature of the game. The toil and rigours defy the laws of bio-mechanics.
What he really meant:
“My back’s had it, mate. As for the Egyptians, they’re all crying: “Mummy!”
What he definitely didn’t:
“I’m off to play cricket in Cairo.”
Jun 28 June 28, 2011
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Ten things that Shane Warne can do once he retires from the IPL:
Marry Elizabeth Hurley.
Coach or mentor the Rajasthan Royals (But, of course).
Pen another autobiography. His first one’s titled
“Shane Warne: My autobiography".
Write an agony aunt column on dating, breaking-up and re-dating.Advice on Twitter as a dating tool included.
Act (in a Bollywood blockbuster co-starring Shilpa Shetty).
Represent Australia once more. (Come on, there’s no one even close to Warney
in the pipeline.)
Play 888 Poker.
Quote of the day: Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. – Mickey Mouse
May 7 May 7, 2011
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