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Cricket World Cup 2011: What they said and what they definitely didn’t (Humour)

What he said:

Ireland’s Trent Johnston tweets to Graeme Smith, on hearing about the South African captain’s engagement

Congrats on the good news @GraemeSmith49. We r looking for an opener here in Dublin – Unfortunately we can’t offer you any 50 over cricket!

What he definitely didn’t :

“We have our own version of the IPL here”

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Ten things Poonam Pandey did not do on Saturday, 2nd April, 2011 (Humour)

Ten things that Ms. Poonam Pandey did not do on Saturday , 2nd April 2011 (in no particular order):

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WAGS, doctors and nurses protest the display of emotion by men in blue (Satire)

That the Indian team was given a replica instead of the Real trophy was good enough reason to cobble together a band of experts for an hour-long discussion on the Times Of India news channel—at prime time.

It didn’t matter that the replica was a genuine one, albeit usually unveiled for promotional purposes.

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Dhoni’s smooth top: Just what was he thinking? The bald truth

Poonam Pandey makes it big riding piggyback on Team India

One thing’s for certain.

We all know who Poonam Pandey is—now.

She’s that little known Kingfisher model who promised to strip nude if Team India won the World Cup.

I’m a serious kind of bloke and it got me wondering immediately why would Ms Pandey want to do this. And just who Poonam Pandey was.

Is she one of those Page 10 celebrities who frequent Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) meets? A relapsed alcoholic? That would explain it.

No, you idiot, it’s the free publicity.

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IPL Kochi Tuskers Joke: Cyrus Broacha style

Rehman Malik is Pakistani cricket team’s enemy No. 1

Pune Warriors cheerleaders go ethnic: A job description (Satire)

A news report in the Daily News and Analysis (DNA) quotes Subrata Roy, the Sahara Group honcho and Sahara Pune Warriors owner as saying that the team’s cheerleaders will go ethnic and perform Indian classical dances instead of uninhibited western-style cheerleading.

Job-sites Monster.com and Naukri.com have listed advertisements for the said positions in the Pune-based franchise.

Reproduced below is the promoted advert:

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Sri Lanka make it three teams from Group A: India lone team from Group B

Jacob Oram rams home the ‘C’ word: SA choke as NZ play spoilers once more

A woman knows she’s wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off. Robert Paul

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