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The Japanese are offended.
If Roger Federer had to compare himself to a robot, then why did he have to choose Robocop and not their beloved Giant Robot?
Surely a titan would prefer to compare himself to another?
The Swiss maestro clarified that he was not a machine and does not go from point to point like a Robocop.
Australia captain Ricky Ponting smashed a television set in a fit of fury after being run out during a World Cup match against Zimbabwe.
Roger Federer, who will be looking to win the Dubai title for the fifth time, will meet wild card entrant Somdev Devvarman of India in the first round.
Devvarman said:
“It’s definitely the biggest match for my career. He is a great player. Really happy to play against such a big player and looking forward to it. It would be a great opportunity.
“I will just keep my focus and try to win the match.”
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(Sung by Steve Tikolo and his band of miserly men to the tune of Bryan Adams’ Summer of 69)
We got no real sixes
Bought it against a Kiwi sideTried to bat but we just bled
Was the summer of 69
Me and the guys from Kenya
Obanda six and Tikolo a braceShoulda known we’d never get far