"This is not a family if no one plays soccer. No one is asking what can be done to improve soccer. There are motorcyclists, swimmers, race car drivers, but there is not one soccer player that can give advice."
What he really meant:
"At least, I played the game. These guys treat players like we do footballs."
What he definitely didn’t:
"FIFA, live and learn from the BCCI."
(Assuming, of course,that Maradona follows cricket—Indian cricket.)