“Perhaps my knighthood has been lost in the post. Sir Shane Warne – it has quite a ring to it, don’t you think?”
Shane Warne jokes about being the only Wisden cricketer of the century not to be knighted.
What he really meant:
“Ask and ye shall receive—I really believe that stuff, man.”
What he definitely didn’t:
“Vainglorious—what does that mean?”

“He’s gone from eating baked beans, margarita pizzas and cheese sandwiches to broadening his horizons a little bit."
Shane Watson jokes about Shane Warne’s eating habits.
What he really meant:
“Warnie’s a healthy eater now.”
What he definitely didn’t:
“Broadening his horizons sure narrowed him down—at the waist.”
