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Anthony Martin: What he said, really meant and definitely did not

 

What he said:

“I don’t like losing. That ‘L" word is not in my vocabulary. Only Love and Lord. Not Losing."

Anthony Martin is a scribe’s delight as he comes up with original quotes following West Indies’ first victory in the ODI series against India at Antigua.

What he really meant:
”I can’t spell ‘losing’”

What he definitely didn’t:

“Bring me a fresh dictionary.”

Kapil Thakur’s slipper bought by Suresh Kalmadi for Rs. 95 crores (Satire)

The slipper flung at Suresh Kalmadi by Kapil Thakur has been seized and retained by the New Delhi police.

Upon detailed examination, the slipper has been valued at Rs. 95 crores.

Suresh Kalmadi has arranged to purchase the slipper and pay Thakur the requisite sum, saying that he does not have time to process the necessary formalities.

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