What he said:
“I’m a bit like Sepp Blatter at the moment in Hampshire: crisis, what crisis?”
Dominic Cork compares himself and his county side, Hampshire, struggling at the bottom of Division One to embattled FIFA President, Sepp Blatter.
What he really meant:
“Of course, I’m not like Sepp. We’re miles apart but you wouldn’t quote me otherwise, would you?”
What he definitely didn’t:
“Corruption has spilled over onto the county scene.”