“David Cameron was congratulating us on our recent achievements and I was looking for some clothes to put on.”
English fast bowler,James Anderson, wishes that the British Prime Minister, David Cameron, had a better sense of timing when he barged into the English team’s dressing room to congratulate them on their Indian summer.
What he really meant:
“Why do you think it’s called a ‘dressing room’?”
What he definitely didn’t:
“’Come Undone’ by Duran Duran is my favourite bathroom song.”