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Pune Warriors cheerleaders go ethnic: A job description (Satire)

Posted by LINUS FERNANDES ⋅ March 28, 2011

A news report in the Daily News and Analysis (DNA) quotes Subrata Roy, the Sahara Group honcho and Sahara Pune Warriors owner as saying that the team’s cheerleaders will go ethnic and perform Indian classical dances instead of uninhibited western-style cheerleading.

Job-sites Monster.com and Naukri.com have listed advertisements for the said positions in the Pune-based franchise.

Reproduced below is the promoted advert:

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Sri Lanka make it three teams from Group A: India lone team from Group B

Posted by LINUS FERNANDES ⋅ March 27, 2011

Jacob Oram rams home the ‘C’ word: SA choke as NZ play spoilers once more

Posted by LINUS FERNANDES ⋅ March 25, 2011

A woman knows she’s wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off.

Robert Paul

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Yuvraj Singh is the hero of the night: India face Pak in semis

Posted by LINUS FERNANDES ⋅ March 25, 2011

Pakistan stroll into the semis: West Indies roll over and play dead

Posted by LINUS FERNANDES ⋅ March 23, 2011

BCCI takes nutritional issue with MS Dhoni (Humour)

Posted by LINUS FERNANDES ⋅ March 21, 2011

It has been learnt, from undisclosed (unreliable) sources, that the meeting the selectors (namely Krishnamachari Srikkanth) and a BCCI official had with Mahendra Singh Dhoni and Gary Kirsten last week was not about team selection (as widely reported in the press) but about nutritional matters.

The BCCI is worried that about the type of endorsements Indian cricketers have taken on and the non-salutary effect it has had on their diet and hence their on-field performance.

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