Following the shattering first Test defeat at Melbourne,Mahendra Singh Dhoni tries his hand at motivating his lads Down Under singing an adapted version of the Kolaveri D chartbuster.
Hello Boys.. I am Singing Song..
Soup Song.. Flop Song..
Why This Aussie Lossy, Aussie Lossy Boys?
Why This Aussie Lossy, Aussie Lossy Boys?
Rhythm Correct.. (Not)
Why This Aussie Lossy, Aussie Lossy Boys?
Maintain This.. (Not)
Why This Aussie Lossy Boys?
Distance’la Moon’nu Moon’nu
Moon’nu Color’ru White’tu
White’tu Background Night’tu Night’tu
Night’tu Color’ru Black’ku
Why This Aussie Lossy ,Aussie Lossy Boys?
Why This Aussie Lossy, Aussie Lossy Boys?
White’tu Skin’nu Girl’lu Girl’lu
Girl’lu Heart’tu Black’ku
Eyes’su Eyes’su Meet’tu Meet’tu
Our Future Dark’ku..
Why This Aussie Lossy ,Aussie Lossy Boys?
Why This Aussie Lossy, Aussie Lossy Boys?
Maar, Notes Eduthuko..
Apdiye Kaila Šnacks Èduthukø..
Papapa Papapapa Papapa Pa Pa..
Šeriya Vaasi..
Šuper Maar Ready.. Ready 1 2 3 4..
What A Change Over World Cup, yaar..
Ok Maar .. Nøw Tune Change’ju..
Kaila Glass’su.. Only Ènglish’sa..
Hand’la Glass’su
Glass’la Šcøtch’chu
Èyes’su Full’la Tear’ru
Èmpty Life’fu, Girl Cøme’mu
Life’fu Reverse’su Gear’ru
Løve’vu Løve’vu Oh My Løve’vu
Yøu Šhøw Tø Me Bøw’vu
Cøw’vu Cøw’vu Høly Cøw’vu
I Want Yøu Here Nøw’vu
Gød I am Dying Nøw’vu
Aussies are Happy Høw’vu?
This Šøng’gu Før Šøup Bøys’su
We Døn’t Have Chøice’su
Why This Aussie Lossy, Aussie Lossy Boys?
Why This Aussie Lossy, Aussie Lossy Boys?
Why This Aussie Lossy, Aussie Lossy Boys?
Why This Aussie Lossy, Aussie Lossy Boys?
Fløp Šøng..
What he said (via ESPN Cricinfo):
“If P Hughes is shaving tomorrow and gets a nick,M Guptill will appear from the medicine cabinet with a band-aid.”
ABC radio commentator Kerry O’Keeffe sums it up—succinctly—when Phillip Hughes departed once again in the second Test at Hobart—caught M Guptill, bowled C Martin.
This was the fourth instance in the two-match series that the Australian batting scorecard read as above.
The Tweetosphere was abuzz with reactions to Hughes’ unfortunate predilection.
Sample a couple via The Wall:
“Initially thought Chris Martin was giving Phil Hughes a send-off – turns out he was giving him some batting tips.”
“If Phillip Hughes was cheating on his girlfriend Guptill would be the one who caught him out!”
What he really meant:
“Nicks, cuts, Guptill, Martin and Hughes—The Inseparables.”
What he definitely didn’t:

What he said (via FoxSports):
"They have let ego get the better of them.”
Chris Gayle elucidates the continuing standoff between him and the West Indian Cricket Board (WICB).
Gayle said:
I would love to (be playing for the West Indies) but I cannot see it happening at this point in time.
They have let ego get the better of them. But who knows what the future holds?
It’s a sad situation. I am at the top of my game at this particular time of my career but I am not able to be taking part in international cricket.
Things are at a breakdown between the WICB and myself and that is very unfortunate. But a man has to do what a man has to do.
Cricket is my livelihood and I am doing the best I can. I am exploring alternative routes for my career while this situation continues. I am happy with this. It is much better than sitting at home doing nothing.
Gayle will be making his debut for Sydney Thunder in the Big Bash League (BBL) partnering David Warner at the top of the order.
On Warner
Gayle believes that Warner is the best T20 batsman after him.
Apart from me? I have to give it to Warner.From the time he made his debut until now, he has been one of the most exciting batsmen in Twenty20 cricket. He is a beast. He is explosive and dangerous for any bowler. I was very happy to see him make his Test debut.
It is always good to see an attacking player like him at the top of the order.
What he really meant:
“It’s not my pride impeding progress; ergo, their ego.”
What he definitely didn’t:
“Dr. Ernest Hilaire and I will be having a nice quiet Christmas barbeque Down Under—this Christmas.”
