What he said:
“I can’t make speeches like Churchill and I’ll try to be as natural as I can.”
Graeme Swann—the comedian—takes over from Stuart Board as skipper of the English T20 squad for two matches against West Indies next week.
Swann claimed:
It’s a Twenty20 series with a lot of young lads so I’ll have to change the way I am from the Test side.
I’m very much the joker in the Test team, I’m there for a stupid quip at the end of the session. With this Twenty20 side, I’ll naturally have to be more grown up and mature about things.
But I don’t intend to be deadly serious and change too much. I believe a fairly high-spirited approach has made me the cricketer I am.
I’ll certainly look to keep that going within my own game and, if that’s infectious to others, then great.
What Swann really meant:
“I have games to win, not speeches to make.”
What Swann definitely didn’t:
“I’ll just get the Windians to fall over—laughing their guts out.”

A rain-delayed Monday US Open final dawns.
Can Djokovic repeat his moment of magic against the top seed, Rafael Nadal?
Nadal is the overwhelming favourite going into the Flushing Meadows final.
But Djokovic should look no further than his own box, more specifically his father wearing an extraordinarily loud T-shirt with the Joker’s mug smiling back at him for awesome motivation.
Djokovic’s dad , Srdjan Djokovic, dares to look ridiculous just so his son Djokovic can feel that he’s not alone struggling on that blue quad.