What he said (via ESPN Cricinfo):
“If P Hughes is shaving tomorrow and gets a nick,M Guptill will appear from the medicine cabinet with a band-aid.”
This was the fourth instance in the two-match series that the Australian batting scorecard read as above.
The Tweetosphere was abuzz with reactions to Hughes’ unfortunate predilection.
Sample a couple via The Wall:
“If Phillip Hughes was cheating on his girlfriend Guptill would be the one who caught him out!”
What he really meant:
“Nicks, cuts, Guptill, Martin and Hughes—The Inseparables.”
What he definitely didn’t: