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Shane Warne: What he said, really meant and definitely did not
What he said:
"Yes, I’m still a man."
Shane Warne is not ashamed at being labelled a metrosexual. He’s masculine enough for Elizabeth Hurley.
What he really meant:
“Losing 22 pounds,sporting a new hairstyle and clothes, having my eyebrows plucked and using moisturising cream does not make me less of a man, does it?”
What he really didn’t:
“I don’t know what Liz saw in me.”
Elizabeth Hurley: What she said, really meant and definitely did not
What she said:
"SW does not wear eye makeup or have an ‘eye liner tattoo’ – his eyes were born that way!"
Elizabeth Hurley rushes to the defence of her boyfriend, Shane Warne, categorically denying that the blonde leg-spinner has been using her make-up to appear attractive.
What she really meant:
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and not in eyeliners!”
What she definitely didn’t:
“Beauty is skin-deep.Hence, I’m returning my Estee Lauder products.”
Shane Warne: What he said, really meant and definitely did not
What he said:
“It will be a shoot-out between both bowling attacks."
Shane Warne believes that the better bowling side will take the honours in the India versus England Test series, beginning on the 21st of July, 2011.
What he really meant:
“The faster and the more furious, the better.”
What he definitely didn’t:
“It’s the Wild West all over again. Hey, wait a second, was cricket played out there—then?”Rob Steen: What he said, really meant and definitely did not
What he said:
“…precious few have ever had a) any concept of how to go about it or, b) any awareness that, no matter how hard you try, you cannot dictate how you are remembered.”
Rob Steen writing about Shane Warne’s legacy.
What he really meant:
“Time tells a tale on you.”
What he definitely didn’t:
“It’s a leg-acy.”
Shane Warne: What he said, really meant and definitely did not
What he said:
“Winners party, losers sit at meetings.”
Shane Warne, explaining his leadership philosophy, to his Rajasthan Royals teammates.
What he really meant:
“Celebrate the wins, they’re hard-earned.”
What he definitely didn’t:
“Don’t plan for the wins.”
Shane Warne replaces Aamir Khan in Dhoom 3 (Satire)
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(“I am getting Bollywood offers.” says Shane Warne.)
MUMBAI—
Shane Warne has been offered the villain’s role in Dhoom3 by Yash Raj films.
The move comes as a surprise as Aamir Khan was initially signed on as the fresh, new villain in the series.
Image via Wikipedia
However, it is learnt that the Khan had a difference of opinion with Aditya Chopra about his role in the movie. He felt that his part was not meaty enough. The part has now gone to a man who has sworn off large portions of red meat.
IPL Governing Council adds four games to next year’s IPL (Satire)
MUMBAI—
In response to Pune Warriors India and Kochi Tuskers Kerala’s complaints that they have lost approximately 25% of expected revenue owing to a reduction in the number of games played in the IPL, the governing council decided to increase the number of games by four in next year’s edition.
In addition to the playoffs for the top four spots in the competition, there will be play-offs for the wooden spoon.
What he said, really meant and definitely didn’t: Shane Warne
What he said:
“Perhaps my knighthood has been lost in the post. Sir Shane Warne – it has quite a ring to it, don’t you think?”
Shane Warne jokes about being the only Wisden cricketer of the century not to be knighted.
What he really meant:
“Ask and ye shall receive—I really believe that stuff, man.”
What he definitely didn’t:
“Vainglorious—what does that mean?”
What he said, really meant and definitely didn’t: Shane Watson
What he said:
“He’s gone from eating baked beans, margarita pizzas and cheese sandwiches to broadening his horizons a little bit."
Shane Watson jokes about Shane Warne’s eating habits.
What he really meant:
“Warnie’s a healthy eater now.”
What he definitely didn’t:
“Broadening his horizons sure narrowed him down—at the waist.”
What he said, really meant and definitely didn’t: Shane Warne
What he said:
“I should have gifted Sanjay Dixit a pair of Spinners underwear.”
Shane Warne reacting to the $50,000 fine imposed on him by the IPL disciplinary committee on CNN-IBN.
What he really meant:
“As a peace-making gesture, I can’t think of anything else to trump that. Can’t gift Liz those anyway.”
“Come on, can I pass up free air time to promote my brand of clothing?”
What he definitely didn’t:
“Spinners underwear cost $50,000.”
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