What he said:
"I dedicate the series win to London zoo. Had a great time there with Wilf and Mrs Swann yesterday."
Graeme Swann, the self-appointed funny man in the English cricket squad, tweets his dedication of the ODI series win over India.
What he really meant:
“I’m going ape with joy.”
What he definitely didn’t (or did he?):
“Just monkeying around.”