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A Gallery Of Roguish Quotes At The US Open 2010

What they said, what they really  meant and what they definitely  didn’t.


Our beloved tennis players are eminently quotable. They can rise to the occasion and serve up wonderful sound bytes  – some terrific , some terrible – when accosted at their press conferences and when grilled at interviews.

A sampling from the articulate geniuses.


Quote of the day:
To be pleased with one’s limits is a wretched state. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Mardy Fish of the U.S. reacts after defeating Arnaud Clement of France at the U.S. Open tennis tournament in New York, September 4, 2010. REUTERS/Jessica Rinaldi (UNITED STATES - Tags: SPORT TENNIS)

Mardy Fish

"I’d buy high." – Fish when asked what he would do if US men’s tennis were a stock.

What he really  meant: Oh, come on guys, you know that Roddick’s the last Grand Slam champion we’ve had. Give us a break.

What he definitely didn’t : I’m going to put my last million on the future of US men’s tennis. I’m going long, chaps.


Flushing Meadows New York US Open Tennis 2010 06/09/10 Maria Sharapova (RUS) loses fourth round match Photo Roger Parker Fotosports International Photo via Newscom

Maria Sharapova

"Um, I mean, to be honest, I get asked this question every single Grand Slam. We’re in Australia, you get asked about the Australians. No. You really have to worry about your own results, to be honest." — Sharapova, after being asked if she was surprised that just one American woman was left in the main draw.

What she really meant: Do you really think I’ve forgotten about Venus Williams?

What she definitely  didn’t : You mean to say, I’m not American?


U S Open 2010 D9 07/09/10 Samantha Stosur (AUS) wins second set in quarterfinal match Photo Anne Parker Fotosports International Photo via Newscom

Samantha Stosur

“I’m booked in for the long haul this time."Samantha Stosur, on her New York hotel reservations for the 2010 US Open.

What she really meant: You folks may consider my last two French Open campaigns flukes. I do not.

What she definitely  didn’t : I’m staying here till Christmas.

Roger Federer of Switzerland celebrates winning a point against Jurgen Melzer of Austria during the U.S. Open tennis tournament in New York September 6, 2010. REUTERS/Ray Stubblebine (UNITED STATES - Tags: SPORT TENNIS)

Roger Federer

"No. I mean, when I’m playing great, regardless of who’s in my player box, I can beat anybody, you know. It’s about being consistent and being confident in the way I play." — Roger Federer, on whether hiring hitting coach Paul Annacone has changed his outlook.

What he really meant: It’s good to have some validation. Besides, Paul can take the heat for me now. I need to concentrate on my game.

What he  definitely  didn’t : Paul’s just my glorified ball boy. Call it anything you like.

Melanie Oudin of the USA reacts after loosing a set to Alona Bondarenko of the Ukraine during second-round action at the U.S. Open held at the National Tennis Center on September 1, 2010 in New York.   UPI Photo/Monika Graff... Photo via Newscom

Melanie Oudin

“People tell me that I only look 5’5" and a half. I’m going with 5’6. That’s what the doctor said." — Melanie Oudin, answering a question about how tall she is.

What she really meant: I’m a growing girl. You folks need better eye glasses.

What she definitely  didn’t : And to prove that, from now on I’m going to wear pumps.

US OPEN 2010 D8 06/09/10 Novak Djokovic (SRB) wins fourth round match Photo Anne Parker Fotosports International Photo via Newscom

Novak Djokovic

“No, definitely not. I am not as good as he is in that. I’d like to be very careful with my racquet (smiling). You know what I mean." — Novak Djokovic, talking about Roger Federer’s famous "tweener" shot and why he rarely attempts it himself.

What he really meant: I haven’t practiced that shot yet.

What he definitely   didn’t : I give up. I’m not going to mimic my fellow tennis players anymore.

Flushing Meadows New York US Open Tennis 2010 06/09/10 Caroline Wozniacki (DEN) returns as she wins fourth round match Photo Roger Parker Fotosports International Photo via Newscom

Caroline Wozniacki

“For me, it’s important to feel good on court and of course to look good. Then I can focus on my tennis at 100%. I definitely am sure I’ll get a lot of male fans now.” – Wozniacki on being asked if her dress is, maybe , a bit short

What she really meant: Now that I have the male fans feeling the heat at well over 100 degrees Fahrenheit , can the organizers take a not so subtle hint and cover the roof?

What she definitely  didn’t : I’m going to be draped in curtains the next time I play.

Mardy Fish

“He kicked my butt.” – Mardy Fish after being knocked out by third seed Novak Djokovic.

What he really meant: He played so much better tennis than me. And, thank God, my butt is a so much smaller now.

What he definitely  didn’t : Kick my butt again, Novak. I’m a masochist.

First seed Rafael Nadal of Spain returns the ball to country mate Feliciano Lopez during their fourth-round match at the U.S. Open held at the National Tennis Center on September 7, 2010 in New York.   UPI /Monika Graff Photo via Newscom

Rafael Nadal

“I was in a van of the picture of Roger, both sides of the van, like 15 times these two weeks.” – Rafael Nadal denying the allegations that he refused to travel in Federer-branded vehicles whilst at the tournament.

What he really meant: I’ve been counting, Roger, and that’s how many times I’m going to whip you at the Grand Slams.

What he definitely  didn’t : Who’s Roger Federer?

Flushing Meadows New York US Open Tennis 2010 05/09/10 Andy Murray (GBR) returns as he crashes out of US Open in third round. Photo Roger Parker Fotosports International Photo via Newscom

Andy Murray

“I have no idea whether I’ll win a Grand Slam or not. I want to. But if I never win one, then what? If I give 100%, try my best, physically work as hard as I can, practise as much as I can, then that’s all I can do.” – Andy Murray after yet another disappointing Grand Slam outing.

What he really meant: I feel like crying – why don’t you guys leave me alone and bug Roddick instead? At least, he has a Slam to his credit.

What he definitely  didn’t : I’m going to SOS Tim Henman and Greg Rusedski to help me win my first major.

Francesca Schiavone of Italy, sixth seed, reacts as she looses a game to third-seed Venus Williams of the USA during fourth-round action at the U.S. Open held at the National Tennis Center on September 7, 2010 in New York.   UPI /Monika Graff Photo via Newscom

Francesca Schiavone

“No. I didn’t test with my lips, but I can. I think I will do something, but the ways is long. So it will be a secret.” —Schiavone , when asked whether she had tasted the US Open court.

What she really meant: OK, if you guys want me to do something oddball, I’ll do it.

What she definitely   didn’t : Somebody correct my grammar , please!

Gilles Simon of France serves to Rafael Nadal of Spain in Arthur Ashe Stadium on day 7 at the U.S. Open Tennis Championships in New York City on September 5, 2010. UPI/John Angelillo Photo via Newscom

Gilles Simon

“He knows I’m impatient to see my baby. He knows that I’m not really sad today, even if I lost.” – Gilles Simon comments after his loss to Rafael Nadal

What he really meant: You honestly didn’t think I would beat Rafa, did you?

What he definitely  didn’t : I’m going to ask Nadal to be the godfather!

Acknowledgments:, The Hindustan Times







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