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India Versus South Africa: Thoughts before the first ball is bowled

Virender Sehwag batting at Adelaide Oval

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If this is the Final Frontier for India, is the run-up to the series the Final Countdown?

If Tendulkar scores his 50th ton in the first Test, will he be a centurion or a half-centurion at the Centurion?

The continued non-use of the Umpire Referral Decision System (UDRS) by the Indian team is a matter of concern and should be referred to whom? The ICC?

That the South Africans will not be focusing on individuals and will be targeting the entire Indian team implies that either the South Africans have not done their homework or believe that they cannot afford to leave out anyone.

Dhoni’s assertion that the short ball will not bother the Indian batsmen is not borne out by his statement that he believes that the South African bowlers will focus on the short-pitched stuff. “Will they? Won’t they?” won’t be known until they.

That India have won only a single Test in South Africa since the Proteas’ return from the wilderness would have been cause for more concern had it not been for a certain gentleman who goes by the name of Virender Sehwag. The man has probably never read a cricketing book in his life but by the time he’s done, he will have inspired more than a few.

That India cannot realistically call themselves the No. 1 Test team without a series win or a tie in the lion’s den goes without saying. That is Van Zyl (the South African coach)’s contention too.”Record books don’t lie.” But then record books don’t play cricket either.

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.

Margaret Thatcher


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I have been an IT professional with over 12 years professional experience. I'm an B.Sc. in Statistics, M.Sc in Computer Science (University of Mumbai) and an MBA from the Cyprus International Institute of Management. I'm also a finance student and have completed levels I and II of the CFA course. Blogging is a part-time vocation until I land a full-time position. I am also the author of three books, Those Glory Days: Cricket World Cup 2011, IPL Vignettes and Poems: An Anthology, all available on Amazon Worldwide.


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