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Ten things Poonam Pandey did not do on Saturday, 2nd April, 2011 (Humour)


Mandira Bedi at India Day Parade

Ten things that Ms. Poonam Pandey did not do on Saturday , 2nd April 2011 (in no particular order):

  1. Kiss the cup and hug team-mates deliriously in front of an adoring crowd.
  2. Strip, as promised.
  3. Play gully cricket.
  4. Shoot for another Kingfisher centre-fold.
  5. Shave herself bald.
  6. Appear on a cricket show with ex-players and experts. (Did TV channels miss an opportunity here? Surely, she can give Mandira Bedi a run for her money?)
  7. Return phone calls. Her mobile was switched off.
  8. Seek more publicity.
  9. Bet on the Sri Lankan cricket team.
  10. Regret her statements.

Quote of the day:
Seeing ourselves as others see us would probably confirm our worst suspicions about them. – Franklin P. Adams

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