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Shane Warne and Liz Hurley to tie the knot after IPL 2011 (Satire)

Elizabeth Hurley and Valentino Garavani at the...

British actress Elizabeth Hurley and current beau Shane Warne intend to tie the knot soon after IPL 2011—should Warne’s team, Rajasthan Royals, win the tournament.

The blonde leg-spinner led RR to the title in the inaugural edition of the IPL, in 2008.

Liz Hurley is finalising her divorce from Indian businessman Arun Nayar.

Shane Warne. At the WACA gound on 15/10/2006 P...

Should Warne win, he will announce his retirement from the game—in a blaze of glory.

It will be the perfect ending to his sporting career. Walking into the sunset with his dream girl.

Liz Hurley, meanwhile, is unhappy with the Rajasthan Royals cheerleaders.

She believes that they do not have enough ‘oomph’ and ‘chutzpah’ to inspire her man and his team-mates to the title.

Shilpa Shetty(Tulu: ಶಿಲ್ಪ ಶೆಟ್ಟಿ) (born 8 June...

Shilpa Shetty has welcomed her suggestions. Hurley is now in charge of the cheerleaders’  training.

DVDs of “Bring It On” and “High School Musical—the Hollywood series— have been distributed to every member of the twirling squad.

Liz Hurley is an ex-model and knows her stuff. She is renowned for stealing the show from under the bride’s nose at their weddings with her eye-catching outfits. Expect fireworks from RR cheerleaders.

Shilpa and Shamita Shetty have issued separate denials that they have been canoodling with the legendary spinner in Hurley’s absence.

(All facts and “quotes” in this article are figments of the writer’s imagination. The writer strongly denies any that this is just another gossipy article.)

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I have been an IT professional with over 12 years professional experience. I'm an B.Sc. in Statistics, M.Sc in Computer Science (University of Mumbai) and an MBA from the Cyprus International Institute of Management. I'm also a finance student and have completed levels I and II of the CFA course. Blogging is a part-time vocation until I land a full-time position. I am also the author of three books, Those Glory Days: Cricket World Cup 2011, IPL Vignettes and Poems: An Anthology, all available on Amazon Worldwide.


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