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Shilpa Shetty announces soap opera on IPL (Satire)


Shilpa Shetty at the IIFA Awards

Shilpa Shetty at the IIFA Awards (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

July 15, 2015, Mumbai:

Shilpa Shetty and her husband Raj Kundra announced the making of a soap opera for Indian television titled ‘IPL: Heroes to Zeroes‘.

At a glitzy affair attended by most of the bigwigs in Bollywood, the glamorous actress  said:

“S2 Global Productions will be producing a magnum opus on the Indian Premier League, that will begin with its inception in 2008 and end with the current denouement by the Supreme Court on the fate of teams Chennai Super Kings and Rajasthan Royals. It will attempt to present our side of the story—the IPL saga from the viewpoint of team owners and their travails and run-ins with the BCCI dictatorship. Raj and I will be portraying ourselves. My husband has always been fascinated with Bollywood and has always wondered if he could romance me onscreen. This is his golden opportunity.

Our friends in Bollywood, Preity Zinta, Shah Rukh Khan and Juhi Chawla have graciously consented to be a part of this venture and play themselves as well. Talks are on with Lalit Modi to have him play a stellar role in the series. His is indeed a unique role. He is both hero and villain. Indian television has never seen such a paradoxical character and we would love to have him on-board. We will be shooting all his scenes overseas and are willing to accommodate his travel schedule while meeting our requirements.

We would love to have Mr. N Srinivasan and his son-in-law Mr. Meiyappan shoot for us as well. But we hope the public understand if that’s not possible.”

English: Indian actress Preity Zinta

English: Indian actress Preity Zinta (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Ms. Shetty added:

“The production values for this series are lavish. We estimate that this will an even more expensive affair than Anil Kapoor’s 24. The show will be in Hindi and will be dubbed in the regional languages. We are also looking at international tie-ups for an English version of the series. The series will have several firsts. Each episode will be streamed live on a pay-per-view basis. The publicity will be conducted on social media only. We have a predilection for  Twitter and Instagram as our preferred vehicles of choice.

We also hope that our out-of-work IPL crew and team-members will join us. We have starring roles of every member of the CSK and RR franchises. This is our way of ensuring that they do not feel left out in any way. We also have bit roles for the various team cheerleaders and hope that some of them can go on to bigger roles as item girls in Bollywood films. IPL anchors such as Archana Vijay and Shibani Dandekar are also being sought to be narrators for different seasons of the soap.

While we do have screen writers for the scenes and dialogues, the twists and turns in the plot write themselves. Truth in this case is stranger than fiction and we have no qualms in courting it.”

Mr. Raj Kundra said:

“This is a big bet for us. It can make or break our production house.”

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. While the personalities are real , all facts are made up and any resemblance to any persons living or dead is purely coincidental. But you knew that, didn’t you?

 

 

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IPL-Bollywood Points Table: Winners and Losers


IPL-Bollywood Points Table

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Shilpa Shetty at the IIFA Awards

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Shilpa Shetty

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Shahrukh Khan during filming at Kennedy Space ...

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Shah Rukh Khan

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Indian actress Preity Zinta

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Preity Zinta

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Shilpa Shetty loses her mobile phone: The real story


Shilpa Shetty phone

Ten labours on Shane Warne’s To-Do list, post IPL 2011 (Humour)


Shane warne sketch

Ten things that Shane Warne can do once he retires from the IPL:

  1. Marry Elizabeth Hurley.
  2. Coach or mentor the Rajasthan Royals (But, of course).
  3. Commentate (Obviously).
  4. Pen another autobiography. His first one’s titled “Shane Warne: My autobiography".
  5. Model and endorse Estee Lauder products.
  6. Write an agony aunt column on dating, breaking-up and re-dating.Advice on Twitter as a dating tool included.
  7. Act (in a Bollywood blockbuster co-starring Shilpa Shetty).
  8. Run the Big Bash Down Under.
  9. Represent Australia once more. (Come on, there’s no one even close to Warney
    in the pipeline.)
  10. Play 888 Poker.


Quote of the day:
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. – Mickey Mouse

Preity Zinta, Vijay Mallya,Shilpa Shetty and SRK Take on The BCCI (Satire)


Zinta with Shahrukh Khan as the Indian-America...

In a fresh twist to the IPL saga, Vijay Mallya, Shilpa Shetty, Preity Zinta and Shah Rukh Khan have all decided to stand for BCCI elections.

The four owners of IPL franchises feel that it is in their best interests to serve as board members while at the same time retaining a fiscal interest in the IPL.

“If Srinivasan can hold office and have a team, why can’t we own a team and be office-bearers? It’s only fair.” said Vijay Mallya.

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Shane Warne and Liz Hurley to tie the knot after IPL 2011 (Satire)


Elizabeth Hurley and Valentino Garavani at the...

British actress Elizabeth Hurley and current beau Shane Warne intend to tie the knot soon after IPL 2011—should Warne’s team, Rajasthan Royals, win the tournament.

The blonde leg-spinner led RR to the title in the inaugural edition of the IPL, in 2008.

Liz Hurley is finalising her divorce from Indian businessman Arun Nayar.

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IPL-Bollywood Points Table


IPL-Bollywood Points Table

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IPL has more than enough gas to cover the fourth stage


Shilpa Shetty

The game between Chennai Super Kings and Kolkatta Knight Riders was a humdinger. A last-ball finish was a perfect ending to a cliff-hanger.

Fresh personnel could not take KKR over the line. Captain Cool MS Dhoni retains the Midas touch though he seemed a little lacklustre in the field.

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Poonam Pandey makes it big riding piggyback on Team India


One thing’s for certain.

We all know who Poonam Pandey is—now.

She’s that little known Kingfisher model who promised to strip nude if Team India won the World Cup.

I’m a serious kind of bloke and it got me wondering immediately why would Ms Pandey want to do this. And just who Poonam Pandey was.

Is she one of those Page 10 celebrities who frequent Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) meets? A relapsed alcoholic? That would explain it.

No, you idiot, it’s the free publicity.

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IPL: Kochi still up in the air, Shilpa Shetty lets fly at the BCCI


Shilpa Shetty(Tulu: ಶಿಲ್ಪ ಶೆಟ್ಟಿ) (born 8 June...

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I must admit that the IPL going-ons have all the makings of a soap opera.

It has all the ingredients – money, glamour and sex appeal (courtesy the Bollywood biggies), a decamping honcho, exotic locations, politics and more twists and turns than a pot-boiler.

Add much needed melodrama and you have a hit formula.

A few bytes on the continuing saga:

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