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Bollywood supports Preity Zinta after Chandigarh airport fracas (Satire)


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Bollywood stars have expressed their support and sympathy for Preity Zinta at the treatment meted out to her by Chandigarh airport officials.

The Punjab XI co-owner was asked for her identity papers by a Central Industrial Security Force (CISF) employee.

“The ‘stupid’ security guys just refused to recognise Preity.” said Choky Manday, a male star with a total of zero hits.

“We have decided to petition the civil aviation ministry to provide Bollywood stars special badges that declare ‘I am a film-star. Ignore me at your peril.’

“Bollywood has industry status and we ought to be recognised for our contribution to the Indian economy.”

The badges are to be RFID-tagged to allow stars to by-pass security at domestic and international terminals.

No more will Bollywood biggies suffer the indignity of being asked for proof-of-identity.

Bollywood biggies have insisted that security guards’ training include a mandatory screening of a Bollywood feature—every evening.

The Guild Of Film-star Doubles are unhappy with the move.

“Now, we will not have the privilege of passing off as originals. They have the badges, not us.”

Mr. Duplicate Abhinetri , the president of the association of doubles, has called for a week-long strike until their counter-parts provide them with replicas of the badges.

The copies should read, “I am the real duplicate, and am real about my pricing.”

Quote of the day:
No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous. – Henry Adams

 

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About LINUS FERNANDES

I have been an IT professional with over 12 years professional experience. I'm an B.Sc. in Statistics, M.Sc in Computer Science (University of Mumbai) and an MBA from the Cyprus International Institute of Management. I'm also a finance student and have completed levels I and II of the CFA course. Blogging is a part-time vocation until I land a full-time position. I am also the author of three books, Those Glory Days: Cricket World Cup 2011, IPL Vignettes and Poems: An Anthology, all available on Amazon Worldwide.

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