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Kapil Thakur’s slipper bought by Suresh Kalmadi for Rs. 95 crores (Satire)


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The slipper flung at Suresh Kalmadi by Kapil Thakur has been seized and retained by the New Delhi police.

Upon detailed examination, the slipper has been valued at Rs. 95 crores.

Suresh Kalmadi has arranged to purchase the slipper and pay Thakur the requisite sum, saying that he does not have time to process the necessary formalities.

Mr. Kalmadi has even waived a signed contract saying he has little time at his disposal.

Kapil Thakur is now officially the “best shoe salesman in the world” according to the Guinness Book of World Records. The patent to his innovative method of peddling slippers is, however, under dispute.

Preity Zinta invited Thakur to be a guest on the televised Guinness programme where he will be given an opportunity to better his record by selling slippers to other Indian politicians. A. Raja has agreed to be on the show.

(All facts and “quotes” are fictional except the slipper.)

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I have been an IT professional with over 12 years professional experience. I'm a B.Sc. in Statistics, M.Sc in Computer Science (University of Mumbai) and an MBA from the Cyprus International Institute of Management. I have completed levels I and II of the CFA course. Blogging is a part-time vocation. I am also the author of four books, Those Glory Days: Cricket World Cup 2011, IPL Vignettes, Poems: An Anthology, and It's a Petting Sport---all available on Amazon Worldwide.

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