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Kapil Dev: What he said, really meant and definitely did not
What he said:
"Dhoni has made mockery of Test cricket by bowling (himself).”
Kapil Dev is less-than-enthused over Mahendra Singh Dhoni’s decision to be the spare bowler in Zaheer Khan’s absence due to a hamstring injury in the first Test at Lords.
What he really meant:
“First he took away my glory at being India’s only World Cup winning captain, now he wants to bowl medium-pace as well. Where will he stop?”
What he definitely didn’t:
“Dhoni da jawab nahin.”
England Lord it over Team India in first Test
Mahendra Singh Dhoni had this to say about the first Test loss at Lords: “What could go wrong, went wrong.”
The Indian skipper attributed the defeat to three factors: Zaheer Khan’s injury, the lack (consequently) of a third seamer (the Jharkhand native rolled his arm over) and misfortunes (Gautam Gambhir’s elbow blow and Sachin Tendulkar’s viral flu) that forced the reshuffling of the batting order in the final innings.
Damien Wright: What he said, really meant and definitely did not
What he said:
“I used to love watching him as a kid because he had the same last name as me.”
Damien Wright kids you not. If you have the same last name as him, he will be your fan for life. Lucky for him, that’s a whole lot of Wrights. D is New Zealand’s bowling coach while J is the head coach.
What he really meant:
“John Wright was a classy bat and it helped no little bit that he had the very same surname.”
What he definitely didn’t:
“I was offered the job because I had the same last name as John.”
Saurav Ganguly: What he said, really meant and definitely did not
What he said:
“You’ll not get another Sachin Tendulkar in a short time, or it could be you never get a Sachin Tendulkar.”
Saurav Ganguly is an unabashed Sachin Tendulkar fan.
What he really meant:
“A genius like Tendulkar comes along once in a generation or two.”
What he definitely didn’t:
“We’re cloning Tendulkars at Eden Gardens and Wankhede.”
Elizabeth Hurley: What she said, really meant and definitely did not
What she said:
"SW does not wear eye makeup or have an ‘eye liner tattoo’ – his eyes were born that way!"
Elizabeth Hurley rushes to the defence of her boyfriend, Shane Warne, categorically denying that the blonde leg-spinner has been using her make-up to appear attractive.
What she really meant:
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and not in eyeliners!”
What she definitely didn’t:
“Beauty is skin-deep.Hence, I’m returning my Estee Lauder products.”
Saurav Ganguly: What he said, really meant and definitely did not
What he said:
“They are offering me honorary membership, and rightly so.”
Saurav Ganguly is insouciant about being offered honorary membership by the Marleybone Cricket Club (MCC) despite the disapproving eyebrows raised by his fellow commentator Nasser Hussain and traditionalists for his shirt-ripping stunt a few years ago at Lords.
What he really meant:
“It’s not the old stuffy Lords anymore. These guys recognise South Asian cricketers nowadays. Ask Sunny Gavaskar, ask Kumara Sangakkara.”
What he definitely didn’t:
“I’ll accept the honour bare-chested.”
Kevin Pietersen: What he said, really meant and definitely did not
What he said:
“But we don’t hate the Indians, we are friends with them.”
Kevin Pietersen—in his column—emphasises that his team enjoys a friendly rivalry with the Indian cricket team.
What he really meant:
“Of course, we’re pals. RCB, IPL, Vijay Mallya, cheerleaders—our common interests.And cricket, of course.”
What he definitely didn’t:
“Bamboozle me, Yuvi.”Number of readers subscribed
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