“Seeing Southee open the batting for Essex tonight and score 74 off 34 balls is enough to drive anyone to give up the game!”
Scott Styris is jocular about his reasons for quitting the game.
What he really meant:
“If Southee can play better cricket than me, I might as well quit.”
What he definitely didn’t:
“Tim Southee is so much better than Virender Sehwag.”