"The other day a friend suggested to me that with all the stones thrown at me you could build a monument."
Real Madrid manager, Jose Mourinho, is unrepentant for poking Barcelona assistant coach, Tito Vilanova in the eye during a 2-3 loss to Barca. The Spanish football federation (RFEF) have instituted an inquiry into the incident.
Mourinho told Spanish newspaper El Mundo:
“"In contrast to other leagues where I’ve managed here I feel like there is a campaign against me.”
What he really meant:
“If I had the time and the inclination, I’d collect these ‘stones’ and put them to good use in a memorial.”
What he definitely didn’t:
“I’m quitting coaching and going into construction.”