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Mario Balotelli is gifted a banner.
What he said:
https://www.instagram.com/p/uAegyBrj39
“I have nothing to declare except my genious? Wow thanks to whoever did this. I know all of you expect more from me .. More gols expecially and more “genious” but give me time and I ll show is true.”
What he really meant:
“So what that I’ve scored only once in eight games for Liverpool so far. More such banners = more goals. And my English will get better too. If only goal-scoring were as easy as writing Instagram and Twitter posts.”
What he definitely didn’t:
“Now if only Antonio Conte (Italy’s manager) could read this. He’d soon learn how to appeal to me.”
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