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Shane Warne replaces Aamir Khan in Dhoom 3 (Satire)

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(“I am getting Bollywood offers.” says Shane Warne.)

MUMBAI—

Shane Warne has been offered the villain’s role in Dhoom3 by Yash Raj films.

The move comes as a surprise as Aamir Khan was initially signed on as the fresh, new villain in the series.

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However, it is learnt that the Khan had a difference of opinion with Aditya Chopra about his role in the movie. He felt that his part was not meaty enough. The part has now gone to a man who has sworn off large portions of red meat.

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Shane Warne and Liz Hurley to tie the knot after IPL 2011 (Satire)

British actress Elizabeth Hurley and current beau Shane Warne intend to tie the knot soon after IPL 2011—should Warne’s team, Rajasthan Royals, win the tournament.

The blonde leg-spinner led RR to the title in the inaugural edition of the IPL, in 2008.

Liz Hurley is finalising her divorce from Indian businessman Arun Nayar.

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Shane Warne is new host of ‘The Week That Wasn’t’ (Satire)

CNN-IBN have announced that for the duration of IPL4, beginning Saturday, 9th April, 2011, their show ‘The Week That Wasn’t’ will not be hosted by Cyrus Broacha.

He will be replaced by ‘Sheik Of Tweak’ Shane Warne.

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