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Shane Warne Is All Giggly With Liz Hurley

What he said:

“I’m sure she giggles with me and not at me.”

Shane Warne and Elizabeth Hurley have not yet set a date for the marriage vows but have decided against a pre-nuptial agreement.

Warne said:

There has not been one chat about what date, where, anything like that. It hasn’t been brought up once. We’re in no rush to marry. We’re a bit romantic and old-school and are enjoying being engaged for a while. We just want to live our life at the moment and see how that goes. We’re enjoying each other, she makes me laugh.

The high-flying couple recently announced their engagement.

What he really meant:

“If our romance is a comedy, let’s laugh together.”

What he definitely didn’t:

“Just call us ‘Giggles’.”

Shane Warne: What he said, really meant and definitely did not

What he said:

"Yes, I’m still a man."

Shane Warne is not ashamed at being labelled a metrosexual. He’s masculine enough for Elizabeth Hurley.

What he really meant:

“Losing 22 pounds,sporting a new hairstyle and clothes, having my eyebrows plucked and using moisturising cream does not make me less of a man, does it?”

What he really didn’t:

“I don’t know what Liz saw in me.”

Elizabeth Hurley: What she said, really meant and definitely did not

What she said:

"SW does not wear eye makeup or have an ‘eye liner tattoo’ – his eyes were born that way!"

Elizabeth Hurley rushes to the defence of  her boyfriend, Shane Warne, categorically denying that the blonde leg-spinner has been using her make-up to appear attractive.

What she really meant:

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and not in eyeliners!”

What she definitely didn’t:

“Beauty is skin-deep.Hence, I’m returning my Estee Lauder products.”

Shane Warne replaces Aamir Khan in Dhoom 3 (Satire)

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(“I am getting Bollywood offers.” says Shane Warne.)

MUMBAI—

Shane Warne has been offered the villain’s role in Dhoom3 by Yash Raj films.

The move comes as a surprise as Aamir Khan was initially signed on as the fresh, new villain in the series.

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However, it is learnt that the Khan had a difference of opinion with Aditya Chopra about his role in the movie. He felt that his part was not meaty enough. The part has now gone to a man who has sworn off large portions of red meat.

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Shane Warne: Smoke Gets In Our Eyes

HUMOR — It was all going swimmingly well for Shane Warne until it all went terribly wrong.

The Royals began IPL 2011 reminding supporters of 2008 glory. Then, “Dame” Elizabeth Hurley flew in from London to join the champion bowler. RR lost not a game at home.

But then, alas, Liz left for London sweeping away with her Warney’s luck.

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Ten labours on Shane Warne’s To-Do list, post IPL 2011 (Humour)

Ten things that Shane Warne can do once he retires from the IPL:

1. Marry Elizabeth Hurley.
2. Coach or mentor the Rajasthan Royals (But, of course).
3. Commentate (Obviously).
4. Pen another autobiography. His first one’s titled “Shane Warne: My autobiography".
5. Model and endorse Estee Lauder products.
6. Write an agony aunt column on dating, breaking-up and re-dating.Advice on Twitter as a dating tool included.
7. Act (in a Bollywood blockbuster co-starring Shilpa Shetty).
8. Run the Big Bash Down Under.
9. Represent Australia once more. (Come on, there’s no one even close to Warney
   in the pipeline.)
10. Play 888 Poker.

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Quote of the day:
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. – Mickey Mouse

Liz Hurley and Sakshi Dhoni promote WAGS IPL (Satire)

Quick on the heels of Anjum Chopra’s request to the BCCI to hold an IPL for women cricketers, the premier sports administrative body in the country received another appeal— this time for an IPL constituting wives and girlfriends (WAGS) of cricketers.

The move is spearheaded by Australian spinner Shane Warne’s current love interest, Elizabeth Hurley and MS Dhoni’s wife, Sakshi.

Shane Warne and Liz Hurley to tie the knot after IPL 2011 (Satire)

British actress Elizabeth Hurley and current beau Shane Warne intend to tie the knot soon after IPL 2011—should Warne’s team, Rajasthan Royals, win the tournament.

The blonde leg-spinner led RR to the title in the inaugural edition of the IPL, in 2008.

Liz Hurley is finalising her divorce from Indian businessman Arun Nayar.

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Shane Warne is new host of ‘The Week That Wasn’t’ (Satire)

CNN-IBN have announced that for the duration of IPL4, beginning Saturday, 9th April, 2011, their show ‘The Week That Wasn’t’ will not be hosted by Cyrus Broacha.

He will be replaced by ‘Sheik Of Tweak’ Shane Warne.

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