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Ten labours on Shane Warne’s To-Do list, post IPL 2011 (Humour)


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Ten things that Shane Warne can do once he retires from the IPL:

  1. Marry Elizabeth Hurley.
  2. Coach or mentor the Rajasthan Royals (But, of course).
  3. Commentate (Obviously).
  4. Pen another autobiography. His first one’s titled “Shane Warne: My autobiography".
  5. Model and endorse Estee Lauder products.
  6. Write an agony aunt column on dating, breaking-up and re-dating.Advice on Twitter as a dating tool included.
  7. Act (in a Bollywood blockbuster co-starring Shilpa Shetty).
  8. Run the Big Bash Down Under.
  9. Represent Australia once more. (Come on, there’s no one even close to Warney
    in the pipeline.)
  10. Play 888 Poker.


Quote of the day:
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. – Mickey Mouse

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About LINUS FERNANDES

I have been an IT professional with over 12 years professional experience. I'm an B.Sc. in Statistics, M.Sc in Computer Science (University of Mumbai) and an MBA from the Cyprus International Institute of Management. I'm also a finance student and have completed levels I and II of the CFA course. Blogging is a part-time vocation until I land a full-time position. I am also the author of three books, Those Glory Days: Cricket World Cup 2011, IPL Vignettes and Poems: An Anthology, all available on Amazon Worldwide.

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